Things to do this month:

• See Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks at the Black Cat
• Go to Fort Reno for the summer concert series.
• See Sleater Kinney, the Eels, and possibly Ted Leo at the 930 Club.
• Celebrate LB's birthday (over the course of a week).
• Get a haircut (it has, after all, been about several months since my last one).
• Catch up on Smallville eps in my downtime.
• Decide between DirecTV and Comcast Cable.
• Sit around and/or take naps as often as possible.
• Scrape the remaining paint off of the antique door.
• Wish Dad a happy Father's Day.
• Find out if TP or I won the New Yorker cartoon caption contest.
• Plant some flowers out front and some veggies and herbs out back.
• Get me a shotgun and kill all the skeeters I seeeeeee.
• Make and eat lots of guacamole.
• Read, read, read.