I'm leeeeaving on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh babe, I hate to go . . .
Wait a minute. I told a lie! Two, in fact! I do know when I'll be back again (Monday after next) and I don't hate to go (although I do wish I could beam over ala Star Trek, but then I'd have to wear a uniform and that's not something I'm willing to do)! Guess the only true statement from the lyrics above is that I'm leeeeeaving on a jet plane. Hope it's not this one. Or maybe I do . . .
See ya, suckers!