I'm leeeeaving on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh babe, I hate to go . . .

Wait a minute. I told a lie! Two, in fact! I do know when I'll be back again (Monday after next) and I don't hate to go (although I do wish I could beam over ala Star Trek, but then I'd have to wear a uniform and that's not something I'm willing to do)! Guess the only true statement from the lyrics above is that I'm leeeeeaving on a jet plane. Hope it's not this one. Or maybe I do . . .

See ya, suckers!

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