Tag, yer it.

• Three things that scare me: Any harm coming to ZP, any slight inflicted onto ZP, any sadness suffered by ZP.
• Three people who make me laugh: TP, LB, Gojira.
• Three things I love: 25th Anniversary Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake, ZP's laughter, traveling.
• Three things I hate: capers, selfish people on public transporation, vomiting.
• Three things I don't understand: accounting, urdu poetry, intolerance.
• Three things on my desk: a phone, speakers, and soon my head.
• Three things I'm doing right now: Thinking about dessert, listening to ZP babbling to Nanaji downstairs, smelling post-shower squeaky fresh and clean.
• Three things I want to do before I die: write a book, see ZP grow up to be a good man, give TP one more smootch.
• Three things I can do: pass for native in many countries, recite arcane trivia and tv/movie lines, spell out the alphabet in sign language.
• Three things I can't do: easily let go of grudges (but I'm working on it), enjoy running, swallow pills without water.
• Three things you should listen to: NPR, something by Matador records, and yo' mama.
• Three things you should never listen to: Crappy commercial radio, naysayers (except for Debbie Downer), evil-doers.
• Three things I'd like to learn: how to knit, another language, some easy hi-yah moves.
• Three favorite foods: Desi, Italian, Mediterranean.
• Three beverages I drink regularly: Chocolate Silk Soy Milk, water, Limonata (although the Pomegranate Blueberry Juice from Whole Foods is AMAZING and I just wish the cost weren't so prohibitive because at $3 a pop, it's not worth it 'regularly' otherwise, that'd be #3).
• Three TV shows I watched as a kid: Thundercats, The Muppet Show, The Greatest American Hero.