Sorry, y'all, been away. Back now, but too sleepy to blog. So, instead, I'm going to steal from upyernoz and let all y'all (that's the plural of y'all, you know) take this yankee/dixie quiz. Ah'm 65% dixie (born in the U.K. of Paki parents, raised in Louahvull, and edumacated in St. Looey). Yeee-hawww!

(cue the song "Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel")

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