Top Five Reasons Why I Love Visits From Gojira:
5. She joins in with loudly clapping and lustily singing "Berries and Cream" while TP is on an important phone call with a professor from Georgetown.
4. She doesn't mind reading alone on the couch while TP, ZP, LB, and I take naps in the middle of the afternoon.
3. Get to recommend literature, reminisce about past travel adventures, and discuss celebrity plastic surgery in one conversation.
2. She makes an excellent nanny/playmate for ZP.
1. Get to talk in a Scottish accent morning, noon, and night without pause and without thinking.