I just ate an entire avacado by myself. Granted, I made it into guacamole first. Then, I spread some of it on a slice of toasted rosemary sourdough bread. Tasty. Then, I did it again. Yummy. Then, there was only a little bit left anyway, so I finished it off. You know, to save room in the fridge. Yep. That's why.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?