As an apology for tampering with my bank account and switching my social security number with that of another "icubaji" who lives in Virginia and doesn't even have an account with them anymore but for some reason they have her SSN linked to my account and prevented me from accessing my account on-line (and for previously screwing up last year with the same account mix-up so that my checks were sent back for insufficient funds because her account had zero moolah in it) which meant I had to go to the bank in person and talk to no less than three people to straighten it out, I got this:



Apology accepted. But next time (and I sincerely hope there is not a next time) just remember that I'm more of a daisy girl than a carnation girl. Jackholes.