Beeeeeep. We're sorry. The Baji you are trying to reach is temporarily out of service.* Please click back and try again. Thank you.**


*(and by "temporarily out of service" we mean "buried under a mountain of cardboard boxes, completely covered in static-clingy styrofoam peanuts, and mummified in miles of wrapping paper".)

**(and to thank you for your understanding, please enjoy this preview pix of Baji getting mehndified and join us in congratulating Mrs. Bness on her Nikkah as well.)