TP settles ZP into his lap and opens up a book.
TP (in a lecturing kind of voice): "Girl. Boy. T-shirt. Pants."
Me: "TP, you have to add some flavor to it."
TP: "Car. Beep beep! Truck. Beep beep! Boat. Umm . . . Beep beep!"
Me (laughing): "TP!"
TP: "Leaf. Do you know what kind of leaf that is? It's English Ivy. Flower. Do you know what kind of flower that is? It's a daffodil. Duck. I think that's a female mallard. We'll just say it's a female mallard."
Our son is going to be a brainiac.
